You dedicate a jar of home canned pizza sauce to your husband, then decorate the jar with fabric n stickers. You find yourself resisting the urge to add a few rainbows and hearts and unicorns for extra “razzle dazzle.”
You are forced to concede that you are now officially a domestic tool.
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So long as you don’t succumb to making crocheted-toliet-paper-holders-that-look-like-creepy-dolls-of-death, you’ll be fine. If you move in that direction, get in touch with me, asap.
Hey, I see a new strange hobby craze on the horizon. Maybe you can add the creepy dolls of death to your line of books coming out? I think, no, I KNOW, there’s a market for it.