Trying to make the most of a week alone

by Jessie K on May 13, 2013

This week, I dedicate myself to partaking in activities I cannot readily do when Jake and (especially) June are around.

Friday night, I had a small gathering of girlfriends at my place where we drank Sangria and talked about hair, unicorns and 867-5309 references. Yesterday, I took Solha for an hour long hike in the woods listening to my beloved talk radio podcasts (the height of luxury, friends!) and my friends Antonio and Mary and I went to see The Great Gatsby. Tonight, we go to a Flamenco performance. I am a bon vivant this week.

I also treated myself to a late night viewing of this wonderful documentary First Position about young kids who excel at ballet (I think Jake would rather build ten thousand bird houses than suffer through an hour and a half of ballet). Have you heard of it? It’s soooo good. I love watching dance. One of the children featured is this 11-year old Israeli girl Gaya Bommer who moves her body like nobody I have ever seen. She is extraordinary. And her mom is her choreographer. How cool is that? Watch a performance here.

 

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How to inscribe a book

by Jessie K on May 13, 2013

IMG_5567I listened to an NPR interview with David Sedaris over the weekend and it made me fall in love with the man all over again. Setting aside for a moment his wonderfully warped sense of humor, he has such an interesting way of looking at the world.  He said that when he’s not writing books, he collects trash along the back roads near his country home in England. And despite selling millions and millions of books, he comes across as utterly free of ego and said he fully expects all of his books to end up at Goodwill sooner or later. How can you not love a person like that?

Which is why he tries to never write anything cheesy or insipid like “Keep laughing!” when inscribing books, but something crazy and outrageous enough to make the casual Goodwill browser go, “What the–? Who is this nut?” The title of his current book Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls was born from one such inane inscription.

I loved hearing this. In my somewhat limited experience inscribing books, I never know what to write. I’ll even ask the person, “So…what do you want me to write?” To which they invariably respond, “I don’t know. You’re the writer. Something witty and clever.” Naturally, this coincides with the precise moment my brain goes into sleep mode and I write something like, “Here’s to being Rurally Screwed! Keep smiling!” followed by a stream of exclamation points and smiley faces so they grasp how truly giddy I am. Then they wander off looking at the inscription with a deflated expression and I suddenly wish I was home.

I think from now on I’ll take the David Sedaris approach: Write from the perspective of a drunk person if only to give that future Goodwill shopper down the road a moment of pause.

 

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A bittersweet Mother’s Day

by Jessie K on May 12, 2013

IMG_5565I received my first official Mother’s Day gift from June — a decoupage jelly jar candle wrapped in a pretty ribbon — which I will treasure always (I’m pretty sure her Montessori teachers helped out a lot with this creation!) BUT June is not here to celebrate the day with me.

At the list minute, I was unable to go to the beach with Jake and June so I’m spending Mother’s Day all by lonesome. They’ve only been gone a day and already I’m wondering how I’m going to survive the week without them. It’s times like these when I doubly appreciate and love my family….when they’re not around for me to tell them what to do.

IMG_2648But I will sleep easier knowing June is having a blast at the beach.

Happy Mother’s Day, everyone!

 

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So little time, so much to can

by Jessie K on May 8, 2013

IMG_3035Wait, is it already canning season?

Time to break out my favorite preserving cookbooks and recipes. (See my Books page if you want info on where to buy Tart & Sweet.)  Personally, I feel like I don’t have time anymore for preserving my brains out so I only make what I know I will eat throughout the year.

My larder essentials:

IMG_3034Strawberry Rhubarb Jam and Strawberry Orange Compote, both from Tart & Sweet. These recipes are to die for.

IMG_3030Dilly Beans from the Ball Blue Book. My friend Susan, a farmer, makes the best Dilly Beans evah using this recipe, only she substitutes the called for chile pepper for a more exotic version she grows herself.  Makes all the difference.

IMG_3518And of course, I have to can as much as possible using fresh, home grown tomatoes: salsa, tomato sauce, pizza sauce, canned tomato chunks…

IMG_3536With any leftovers, I like to make a killer boozy Bloody Mary spiked with Sriracha and Susan’s Dilly Beans (recipe adapted from Tart & Sweet).

IMG_0950Banana Vanilla Rum Butter, also from Tart & Sweet. Geez, don’t I look domestic? I even made the apron.

IMG_0960The Rum Butter can be incorporated into all kinds of decadent baked goods, like this low-fat, calorie free, totally healthy for you banana tart. It actually makes you lose weight eating it.

6855047958_ec1f07c9c0_cAnd this year I’m making preserved lemons. We raise such incredible poultry and preserved lemons are a great accompaniment. (This recipe for chicken with preserved lemons and green olives has me salivating.)

(Lemon image from The Year in Food

 

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Wild asparagus and old bananas

by Jessie K on May 7, 2013

IMG_5549Last night, a friend of ours dropped off a bag of wild asparagus freshly plucked from a field. If you’ve never experienced wild asparagus, I highly recommend you make friends with a forager. Stalks are as crisp and juicy as a piece of celery, requiring no blanching.

She then gave me a bag of old, brown bananas secured in red tape that said “Value Priced.” Yeah, I’d say that’s about right. As I peered into the bag, I found myself looking for other signs of my friend’s generosity, like maybe a half eaten ham sandwich or an almost empty can of warm Mountain Dew.

This morning while making breakfast, June looked at the pile of blackened bananas on the counter and said, “I don’t want a dirty banana, mommy.”

Neither do I, but they say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth. Which is why I guess I’ll be making banana bread. Oh joy. My favorite.

 

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June’s first official face plant

by Jessie K on May 6, 2013

IMG_5545It was bound to happen. June suffered her first major boo-boo this weekend. Continue reading here.

 

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Eggs Friday: Tortilla Espanola

by Jessie K on May 3, 2013

photo-14I’m not sure why this is called a tortilla and not an omelet but that is a question for the Spaniards, I guess.

One of my fondest culinary memories of Spain is sitting in a tapas bar in Barcelona nibbling olives, pickles and a bite of one of these potato omelets spread with garlic mayonnaise and drinking a glass of sherry with friends. Does life get any better? The tortilla we ate was cut brownie style, a nice size for a late afternoon snack. For an entree, consider cutting into wedges, like you see here.  And I can’t recommend the addition of a little garlic mayonnaise enough.

Spanish Tortilla with Roasted Red Peppers and Peas (recipe adapted from Cook’s Illustrated)

  • 6 Tbsp plus 2 tsp olive oil
  • 1 1/2 pounds Yukon Gold potatoes (3 to 4 spuds), peeled, and cubed quite small
  • 1 small onion, halved and sliced thin
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1/4 tsp ground black pepper
  • 8 large eggs
  • 1/2 cup jarred roasted red peppers, rinsed, dried and cut into 1/2-inch pieces
  • 1/2 cup frozen peas, thawed
  • chopped parsley (optional)

1. Toss 4 Tbsp. oil, potatoes, onion, 1/2 tsp salt and pepper in large bowl until potato cubes are thoroughly separated and coated in oil. Heat 2 Tbsp. oil in 10-inch nonstick, oven-proof skillet over medium-high heat until shimmering. Reduce heat to medium-low, add potato mixture to skillet, and set bowl aside without washing. Cover and cook, stirring every 5 minutes, until potatoes are soft but not mushy, 15 minutes or so.

2. Meanwhile, whisk eggs and remaining 1/2 teaspoon salt in reserved bowl until just combined. Using rubber spatula, fold hot potato mixture, red peppers and peas into eggs until combined, making sure to scrape all potato mixture out of the skillet. Return skillet to medium high heat, add remaining 2 teaspoons oil, and heat until just beginning to smoke. Add egg-potato mixture to the skillet and cook on the stovetop, shaking pan and occasionally lifting edges of the cooking eggs with rubber spatula to allow any uncooked eggs on top to dribble down and have direct contact with heat on bottom of the pan. Smooth the top of the mixture with a spatula. Reduce heat to medium, cover, and cook, until bottom is golden brown and top is lightly set, anywhere from 2 to 10 minutes.  Meanwhile, turn on the broiler. Set the top rack 6 inches or so from the flames.

3. Once the broiler is nice and hot, uncover the skillet and place it in the oven to allow the top of the tortilla to finish cooking, anywhere from 2 to 7 minutes. (Keep an eye out because the broiler cooks fast!) Remove from the broiler, cut the heat, and allow the tortilla to cool 15 minutes. Garnish with chopped parsley. Cut tortilla into cubes or wedges and serve with garlic mayo, if desired.

Photo credit: Ronnie Andren. Follow him at Street Sophisticator or via Instagram: @andronnie

 

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Smoke & Pickles? Yes, please.

by Jessie K on May 2, 2013

ed-lee-13Step aside, Portland. Louisville, Kentucky is finally getting its well deserved place on the culinary map with the publication of chef Edward Lee’s cookbook Smoke & Pickles. Lee, a Brooklyn kid who transplanted to the South a few years ago, marries Asian flavors with Southern cuisine — collards and kimchi, white rice and bourbon, fried chicken and congee. Sounds like a match made in heaven to me.

Country Living featured Lee’s book in their May issue, including a recipe for a Jalapeno-Spiked Bourbon Julep. I’ll be making this recipe this weekend. It’s Derby Time already!

 

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Watch me try to restyle the bentwood chairs

by Jessie K on April 30, 2013

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAConfession: I actually tried to sell my new Thonet-style bentwood chairs I bought on Friday at my yard sale Saturday. I went from somebody-pinch-me-I-love-these-chairs-so-hard! to get-them-out-of-my-sight. I think it’s because they’re knock-offs and are not incredibly well made. One is a bit wobbly and the other has a slight crack in the leg. But as with most of my worldly possessions at the yard sale, nobody bought them so now I am stuck with them. (I told you I was the queen of buyer’s remorse.)

Which isn’t such a terrible thing because now I’m forced to do something with them. I mentioned I’d love to paint them a bright, funky color, and a few clicks around the internet makes it seem as if this sort of craft project is the type of thing one can pull off between a cup of coffee and breakfast. I am dubious about such claims. Every time I’ve tried such a project in the past, emboldened by others claims of “No, no, really, it’s sooooo easy, the chair practically paints itself!!!” the item comes out looking like a drunkard painted a piece of furniture covered in bits of leaves and insects using a fire hose.

While I’m on the subject….that’s the one thing I don’t like about most craft blogs — the disingenuous overemphasis on making craft projects look oh so fun and easy. They never show the photos of the empty liquor bottles and all the dents in the wall where the crafter repeatedly banged her head because those stupid origami decoupage sea shells didn’t come out right again.

May I submit a request, craft bloggers? How about a dash of reality in project how tos? How about a glimpse into what real sewing fury looks like? Batting rage? Upholstery despair? Then I’d be your most ardent reader, your number one RSS subscriber.

In other words, I am going to paint these chairs and you will be seeing all the empty liquor bottles.

 

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Lessons from the yard sale

by Jessie K on April 29, 2013

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWe had our big blowout, purge-our-house-of-everything yard sale on Saturday and would you believe my Prada shoes, Marc Jacobs cocktail dress and other designer clothes didn’t sell? None of my designer clothes sold!

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAWhat did sell: Tools, country western CDs, army gear and more tools. All of Jake’s stuff went like hot cakes while I was giving people my library of books for free. I did make some sales. I sold an acoustic guitar for $15, a comfy sitting chair for $10, an 5×7 area rug for $10 and a brand new, never-been-opened Epson printer for $20.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMy rummage sale partners Becky and Mary told me I was letting stuff go for too cheap but isn’t the point of a rummage sale to get rid of it? I didn’t want to then have to lug the remainder of the loot to Goodwill, which is exactly what we ended up doing. Some lucky Goodwill shopper will score a pair of Prada sandals for $3.50.

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERADuring the sale, I found myself doing mental calculations of what I spent acquiring all this stuff: $175 on a pair of jeans (I was obviously inhaling paint thinner when I bought them), $200 on a pair of boots, $180 on a dress, $150 on a handbag….only to see it mutate over the years into wasteful, meaningless junk. Think of the hundreds and thousands of dollars I could have saved–no, invested in stocks or mutual funds had I bought that same junk at yard sales! I could already be retired right now, like this guy! I’m an idiot!

If there was a lesson to the weekend it’s this: 1) Must shop more yard sales, a trove of unbelievably underpriced treasures and 2) everything — whether a $200 pair of pants or a $10 pair of pants — turns to junk sooner or later so think long and hard before spending more than $20 for anything.

Oh, and all my nice clothes that didn’t sell? I couldn’t bring myself to unload them for nothing at Goodwill. I have an appointment at the local consignment shop on Wednesday; hopefully I can get $15 for my $175 jeans.

 

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